Press Release

PRESS RELEASE NO: dhkhjaf/2379123/14

In view of the current unstable situation in the financial markets vis-a-vis our present spat with Mr. Putin we have reviewed our financial policy for member states of the Eurozone. Details herewith:

m c
___     =   €

 3


To calculate the real value of the euro for your Eurozone country, here shown as €, please use the following EU anti-corruption index: 

The letter m represents the amount in euros issued by the EU to your country for the last financial year. 

The letter c represents the number of successful criminal prosecutions for financial corruption in your country for the last 12 month period for which statistics are available.

The number 3 represents the number 3. 

Should € appear to be too high for your country please divide mc by 2 or in extreme cases by 1. This will have the beneficial effect of increasing the real value of €.  It will then be possible for the EU to give you more money. 

If you have any questions please hesitate to contact us. 

Current interest 29.99% APR variable - terms and conditions apply - see overleaf. Copies available in 23 languages. 

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