Someone stole the last piece of cheese said the maid to the cook with the (recipe) book

On the clock in the house

Not I said the mouse

Not I said the rat

Tipping his hat

Nor I said the crow

The crow in the snow

Not I said the cat

Curled-up on the mat

Not I said the dog

Outside in the fog

Not I said the sheep

For the sheep was asleep

Nor I said the girl

Twiddling her curl

Not I said the boy

Playing with his toy

Not I said the youth

A little uncouth

Not I said the soldier

For I was not here

Nor I said the priest

A priest on his knees

Not I said the judge

A judge with a grudge

Nor I said the banker

And not without rancor

Nor we said the king

And they all kissed his ring

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Mickey Mouse clock

photo courtesy e-bay.