Saturday 7 February 2015

Who was the Chicken?


"In the Beginning was the Egg"  Anon

Ask.

Who was the Chicken?

Ask.

Which came first?

The Egg or the Chicken?

Or,  

Who cracked open the Egg? 

Or, 

Who boiled the Egg?

Or, 

more correctly, 

Who microwaved It. 

Ask. 

Was it the Chicken? 

Or,

Was it the Cook?
  

Mystery of Mysteries,

And Riddle of Riddles,  

A thousand* Religions 

Scrambling to tell . . .

How some of them dwell 

on Heaven and Hell. 


In the Beginning was the Egg

* 1,000 is a low figure. There are an estimated 4,200 religions in the world. And all of them are right.


8 comments:

  1. Or wrong, depending upon how one looks at the world.

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    1. Pat, 4,200 religions and all of them wrong. Sounds about right to me.

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  2. Ask Richard Dawkins.

    I have never used a microwave.

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  3. Then Rachel you cannot be responsible for all the microwave radiation created at the Big Bang, but I believe that it is possible to explode eggs in microwave ovens by turning up the controls too high although I have never tried it myself.

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  4. Eggs do indeed explode in microwaves and trying to clean up afterwards is... Well you might as well just buy a new one except it'll cost as much to dispose of it at the tip...

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    1. Gerald, A creation event in your kitchen?
      Eggsactly like the big bang? O my God!

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  5. I reserve the right to join any or all of the world's 4,200, now 4,201 religions. Or not to join all or any of them, as the case may be.

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