Thursday, 14 January 2016

Blockhead


Today. 
 This was me. 
Googled into despair. 
 Hours wasted. 
Sorting It out. 

 It behaves
Like an Old Testament God.  
 It shows no mercy. 
It sulks.   
 It betrays me. 
It pretends 
 It doesn't know my codes. 

Google I am sorry. 

God I am sorry. 
Steve Jobbs I am sorry. 
Everyone I am sorry. 

Truly I am a blockhead.

 I beg all your forgivenesses. 
A poor sinner am I.
 A poor ignoramus am I.    

Somebody 

please
forgive me.  

Perhaps Apple forgives me. 

Perhaps not. 

 Let It be 

As it was 
 in the garden 
in the beginning. 

 Let me eat of the tree of knowledge. 

Let me not be a blockhead. 
 Thy will be done.   
For ever and ever. 

      A-men. 



 - phew! that was close



8 comments:

  1. We will forgive you Gwil just send us a few quid
    and all will be well OK :)

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    1. Thanks Heron. Five squid on they way.

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  2. __The triumvirate of life's carving: 1, the carving's creator; 2, the knife guided by that carver; 3, all the 'hidden knots' of the tree of knowledge.
    __Of course, from each of the three above the 'flow-charts' of responsibility (blame ?) begin.
    __Now, I must apologize... and I do. _m

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    1. We've sent Heron a five squid reward via the Magyar flow chart.

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  3. For there will be an answer, let it be, let it be.

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    1. The wisdom tooth fairy sharp as ever! Ta.

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  4. I shall keep those words handy for the next time I feel like that Gwil - then I can recite them and hopefully feel better.

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    1. The next time say to the machine. Do your worst but not expect tears. I have patience. An ocean of it.

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