THE AUSTRIAN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS ARE WALTZING MERRILY ALONG THANKS MAINLY TO THE ENTERTAINING ESCAPADES OF INDEPENDENT OCTOGENARIAN CANDIDATE RICHARD LUGNER AND HIS DELIGHTFULLY BUBBLY "FIRST LADY".
AUSTRIA'S WOULD-BE ÖBAMA (ABOVE), A MERE SEPTUAGENARIAN, IS A MORE SERIOUS PROPOSITION.
THE LEFT HAND IMAGE IS TO BE FOUND ON THE OFFICIAL ALEXANDER VAN DER BELLEN ELECTION POSTCARDS NOW CIRCULATING FREELY IN RED VIENNA.
THE MAIN TALKING POINT ABOUT THE GREEN POLITICO CONCERNS THE SORRY STATE OF HIS TEETH. THEY ARE APPARENTLY FAR WORSE THAN PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED, JUDGING FROM PERSISTENT MEDIA REPORTS.
OBSERVERS ARE BLAMING THE STATE OF THE GNASHERS ON A LIFETIME OF INHALING THE EVIL WEED.
AT ONE TIME THE SELF-CONFESSED TAR AND NICOTINE ADDICT WAS HABITUALLY SMOKING 60 A DAY ACCORDING TO ONE TV REPORT.
THE STORY THAT A TOP HUNGARIAN DENTIST HAS BEEN SUMMONED TO ÖBAMA HQ HAS BEEN RUBBISHED.
IN MY QUEST FOR POLITICAL RECTITUDE, I'VE CREATED A COMPUTERIZED VERSION OF THE OFFICIAL ALEXANDER ÖBAMA POSTCARD SHOWING THE HOFBURG CANDIDATE IN HIS "NEO-INDEPENDENT" POLITICAL COLOURS.
WHAT ABOUT MY NON-EXISTENT X? THAT IS ANOTHER QUESTION.
Is it all very political in Vienna then Gwil?
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