FORCE MAJEURE

UN-VELCRO-ING

THE EXOSKELETON

HE SCANS

THE LOCAL PATOIS

AND THE ECLOGUES

ON THE TOILET DOOR

NOT ALL

THAT INFRA DIG

FOR AN ARMIGER

IN DESERT KIT

TOO OFTEN

TROTTING

FOR A SHIT

AND READING

REAMS

OF TOILET VERSE

TO PASS

THE TIME

SPENT SQUATTING

ON THE PLANK

THERE'S HONOUR

IN LACONIC OUTCRY

SCRIBBLED HERE

WITH KNIFE

OR MARKER PEN

AND IN THE ASININE REMARKS

OF MEN

INDULGING IN THESE IMPRECATIONS

PASSING HERE

FOR LASCIVIOUS ART

ONE SUSURRATES BEFORE

THE PLOP

THE SPLASH

THE WIPE

OR IN THIS CASE THE FORCE

MAJEURE

'LE FART'

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