|Discounted Golden Delicious - the only fruit?|
"After He created the sun and the moon
and the stars and the birds
and the fish
and all the other things
He made the first two humans
and He gave them
He named the man Adam
and He named the woman Eve
He didn't make any children
dear children - not yet anyways.
In the garden where they lived
there were all kinds of fruit trees -
theirs to enjoy - except for the apples - they were not allowed
to eat the apples dear children. But they did.
He saw them do it.
And they even admitted to it.
Punishment was instant
and dire. They were banished
from the garden, which means they had to leave
with their few possessions:
a goatskin water bottle, the sandals they were wearing and their loincloths.
Yes, Sidney, just like modern day refugees
from the banks of the Jordan
and the Euphrates.
What more can I say to those of you who refuse to believe the biting of the tempting apple was seriously bad news?
BREAKING NEWS: SON ON THE WAY. BREAKING NEWS: SON ON THE WAY.
He the One in three and the three in One announced today that He will send a prophet, a miracle worker, even a son to the area of conflict. According to sources He the One in three etcetera will make sure the chosen people are held responsible for the son's death in the event of a worst case scenario. We repeat . . . He the One
"Not an insignificant little matter
one might think,"
said Miss Price, quietly closing her books of reference
and switching off the TV.